Intention may be my most abused thought. If the amount of things I intended to do actually got done, I would be a rock star. Well, not a rock star. Probably more like an Elvis impersonator. But still. It would be epic. The problem is, the amount of items I intend to accomplish are only [...]
Any candy heart fans out there? I recently learned that people have very strong opinions about conversation hearts. Apparently it’s a “love it” or “hate it” thing—kind of like cilantro. What I don’t like about them is how they always look messed up. Inevitably, in each little box, you’ll find a handful of pristine, perfectly-printed conversation hearts with sayings that aren’t completely absurd. The rest are splotchy, off-centered, and unintelligible—if they’re even printed on at all.
Poop landed on my floor three times in two weeks. We’ve been in the throes of potty training, and in the meantime our little one-year old experienced digestive issues which resulted in a few explosions. Yesterday, we found poop on a wheel of Josiah’s indoor scooter. Disgusting. And yet last night, when I asked Josiah’s [...]
I slowly backed away. The animal glared with menacing ferocity. The wild hair, coal-black and protruding in every direction, coiled like a cobra ready to strike. As I glanced at the beast, the hairs on my neck stood at attention while a shiver rippled down my spine. As I slowly inched away, I noticed I [...]